Loving the Olympics especially Phillip Boy and...
Worst time to go to sleep is when it begins to get light outside and when the birds start to make weirdo noises
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
Love holidays when I can be a fat fuck. But parents get angry at me for being antisocial. I just don’t like walking or exercise on holiday!